The List

[.:Zodiac Suki:.]

Alright everyone, I was reading a book called, "Chicken Soup For The Teen Soul" when I came across a little list about tips. So I decided to have a little fun with it and open up a game. The rules are simple: say three things you should never do and it will be added to the list. Some of them could be light-humored and others can be serious. Your choice. Enjoy the little game!

• If you drop your cellular phone in a sink of water, it sorta quits working.
  
• Boxes are not the best pets to have.
  
• Never try to run around at night barefoot.
  
• If you see a cute guy looking at you- giggle like a girly girl.
  
• When someone steals your iPod, shrug and say "It was broken anyways."
  
• If that geek everyone hates asks you out. . .say yes and then a minute later say, "I'm breaking up with you."
  
• When your on your cheerleading team- always try to be at the top of the pyramid.
  
• Play soccer and ish a goalie. . .if the other team scores say, "I was off in lah-lah land.
  
• No matter what your friend says, never date her ex.
  
• Taking a shower and being on the computer never mix.
  
• Fish are lactose-intolerant.
  
• If your ever bored, ask some random person "Right?" and when they say "Huh?" say "Exactly." Guaranteed a good hour and a half. =]
  
• Just because you talk to yourself doesn't mean you're crazy.
  
• Never try to slam a revolving door.
  
• Never try to drown a fish.[Trust me, it doesn't work.]
  
• Cats don't like it when you touch their bellies.
  
• Johnny Depp is way hotter than you.[I'll get you for this one, Gleamy-chan. <<]
  
• When you talk to your real life friends, don't talk like you do on this site...it freaks them out.
  
• Your mom will know if you dye your hair purple.
  
• Never pop a cherrybomb firecracker the wrong way.
  
• If you have a stomach ache, steer clear from milk.

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[autumnleaf]

+ if you see that cute guy looking at you- giggle like a girly girl.
+ when someone steals your iPod, shrug and say, "it was broken anyways"
+ if that geek that everyone hates asks you out say yes . . . and then a minute later say, "I'm breaking up with you.
+ when your on the cheerleading team- always try to be at the top of the pyramid
+ play soccer and ish a goalie. . . if the other team scores just say, "i was off in lah-lah land"


[xDDD]

[Cherrysky♫]

~No matter what your friend says, never date her ex

~Taking a shower and being on the computer never mix

~Fish are lactose-intolerant

~If your ever bored, ask some random person "Right?" and when they respond "Huh?" say "Exactly". Guaranteed a good hour and a half =]

~Just because you talk to yourself doesn't mean your crazy

~Never try to slam a revolving door

[NightStar.]

+Never try to drown a fish. (Trust me, it doesn't work.
+Cats don't like it when you touch their belly's. -puts on band aid-
+Johnny Depp is way hotter than you.
+When you talk to your RL friends, don't talk like you do on this site..it freaks them out.

[.:Zodiac Suki:.]

Nice ones!

=Your mom will know if you die your hair purple.
=Never pop a cherrybomb firework the wrong way.
=If you have a stomache ache, stay clear of milk.

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[ruby]

-!*When in doubt pinky out
-!*Never try to hug a dog when its sleeping (the consequences will hurt)
-!*If your mom says your outfit looks cute, be sure to change

XD not the best but whatever ^_^

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[Cherrysky♫]

~If you love someone, make sure you tell them. Because being turned down is never as bad as not knowing what could have been.

~If you're with someone, make sure you have balence between them and your friends.

[>))*~.:ßreezesky:.~*((<]

[o]Smile. It makes people wonder what you're up to.
[o]Keep your friends close, and your friends closer. Tell someone this, and you'll gain a look of confusion.
[o]Stay away from stomach flus... D:

[[ swifthært ] ♥ [ 911 ]]

[x] If you talk to your parents about your friends named Cherry, Sunny, Fallen, Twi or Gleams, they will think you are nuts.
[x] If a cat glares at you through narrowed eyes and hisses when you try to pet him, you should probably leave him or her alone.
[x] If you eat a poisonous spider, you will die. Don't do it.

[peyton]

• If your a girl and your best friend is a guy who has a girlfriend...don't do the secret handshake you invented in kindergarten.
  
• People don't like it when you touch their staplers.
  

[«MªÞlεδtǻr»]

* Never try to slam a revolving door.
* People don't like it when you touch their staplers.
* If you eat a poisonous spider, you will die. Don't do it

^ahahahaha, some of my faves that I read off of here



- Never pop a zit during class because then it'll just be redder and more noticeable than before since after you pop it it will bleed
- Don't stick your finger in a cat's mouth while they're yawning, they don't like it...
- Be sure to know what you're saying in another language before you say it to someone who speaks that language

[jezebelle]

lol, i guess my cat is weird then caz he loves having his belly rubbed

never eat wet cat food...
don't ever let a guy/girl get between you and your cat
the next time you go to McDonald's, request two bottom or two top buns for your sandwich
don't mix grape coolAid in with vanilla ice cream, it doesn't make it taste grapey...just weird..i would know
live life to the fullest caz you never know when the milk will turn on you

and just to let you know...i had to read the "keep your friends close but your friends closer" one twice lol

[«Failghost«]

-Remember, always read the expiration dates on food!
-Never jump off of your roof unless there's a trampoline to catch you.
-When you type "Headdesk", don't actually do it.