Post by wicketstorm on Jun 21, 2008 21:13:23 GMT -8
CraPpY ToWN
Introduction :
We take you the town of crap in the order of Sir Crappington the 2nd. It has come to our town’s attention that he is buying crap that is filling our town to the top. It is beginning to smell like garbage and sweat. The people of our town think it is necessary to turn to our founding father Sir Crappington the 1st in order to discard his son from the throne. Who shall our new governor be we ask our father and all he can tell us is that he doesn’t give a fat piece of crap who it is. We ask your help in finding the new ruler but first you must meet the town citizens and explore the town.
Our town features a crap school where our little children can learn about the crap in our town like normal people, a crap grocery store that contains the likings of our crappy food. We also have a video crap arcade where the adults find it hard to believe that the place is so entertaining until they finally tried it and now our adults especially single moms like to come and play their sorrows out on the high scores. It also contains a crappy school daycare where the kids like to go and kick each others brains out. The most favorite place that the dogs like to go is the beautiful crappy park where they can run and occasionally ruin the smell of fresh grown flowers. Our town features the lowest –0 star hotels. We also have an amazing polluted seaside that we tend to dump our crap into. We have a place called Crapco which is where the pets go and then if you have pets in your town you must have a vetrinarian hospital where the pets can get sick and live the life while occasionally getting a sunburn. And the last place on our list contains the crappy artifacts we have found in our town along with the very handsome founder of our town’s history. Now let’s move on to the people in our crappy town.
Now lets get an interview from one of our crappy contestints, “What do you think of our town?”
“Well, I think it’s a complete waste of time talking about it when we could be fix’n it up”. Now we are going to see what our houses look like. As you can see our constructment does not look that bad considering the rest of the dump. And the toilet as you can see is very neat today because we are respecting our town mayor Sir Crappington the 2nd. Next we can see the lovely Ms. Dewberry who is now the lovely Mrs. Crapper. She does not like her name and I do not know why because I think Persilla Crapper is what I’m going to name my daughter. Anyway, I think that is getting to personal. Back to our houses.
Our houses have the worst electricity beings how we can only plug in about 5 lights until the power goes out. In our houses you could almost turn into an ice cube in the winter time because the heating is to expensive in our land of crap to afford more then an hour a day of heating. We do have some furnishings such as a toaster, a couch, 2 beds that come with the place you buy, a kitchen, a yard, and of course the most important part of the house, the bathroom.
Introduction :
We take you the town of crap in the order of Sir Crappington the 2nd. It has come to our town’s attention that he is buying crap that is filling our town to the top. It is beginning to smell like garbage and sweat. The people of our town think it is necessary to turn to our founding father Sir Crappington the 1st in order to discard his son from the throne. Who shall our new governor be we ask our father and all he can tell us is that he doesn’t give a fat piece of crap who it is. We ask your help in finding the new ruler but first you must meet the town citizens and explore the town.
Our town features a crap school where our little children can learn about the crap in our town like normal people, a crap grocery store that contains the likings of our crappy food. We also have a video crap arcade where the adults find it hard to believe that the place is so entertaining until they finally tried it and now our adults especially single moms like to come and play their sorrows out on the high scores. It also contains a crappy school daycare where the kids like to go and kick each others brains out. The most favorite place that the dogs like to go is the beautiful crappy park where they can run and occasionally ruin the smell of fresh grown flowers. Our town features the lowest –0 star hotels. We also have an amazing polluted seaside that we tend to dump our crap into. We have a place called Crapco which is where the pets go and then if you have pets in your town you must have a vetrinarian hospital where the pets can get sick and live the life while occasionally getting a sunburn. And the last place on our list contains the crappy artifacts we have found in our town along with the very handsome founder of our town’s history. Now let’s move on to the people in our crappy town.
Now lets get an interview from one of our crappy contestints, “What do you think of our town?”
“Well, I think it’s a complete waste of time talking about it when we could be fix’n it up”. Now we are going to see what our houses look like. As you can see our constructment does not look that bad considering the rest of the dump. And the toilet as you can see is very neat today because we are respecting our town mayor Sir Crappington the 2nd. Next we can see the lovely Ms. Dewberry who is now the lovely Mrs. Crapper. She does not like her name and I do not know why because I think Persilla Crapper is what I’m going to name my daughter. Anyway, I think that is getting to personal. Back to our houses.
Our houses have the worst electricity beings how we can only plug in about 5 lights until the power goes out. In our houses you could almost turn into an ice cube in the winter time because the heating is to expensive in our land of crap to afford more then an hour a day of heating. We do have some furnishings such as a toaster, a couch, 2 beds that come with the place you buy, a kitchen, a yard, and of course the most important part of the house, the bathroom.