Funny Poem (Read Out Loud)

[Rowanclaw]

The following poem appeared recently in INFOCUS magazine. The original authors were Fred Bremmer and Steve Kroese of Calvin College & Seminary of Grand Rapids, MI.
A poll conducted among INFOCUS readers had established "waka" as the proper pronunciation for the angle-bracket characters < and though some readers held out resolutely for "norkies."

The text of the poem follows:

>

<>!*''#
^"`$$-

!*=@$_

%*<>~#4

&[ ]../

|{,,SYSTEM HALTED



The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit:



Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash,

Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash,

Bang splat equal at dollar under-score,

Percent splat waka waka tilde number four,

Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash,

Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH.

Courtesy of gdl.msu.edu/~vanhoose/humor/0609.html

lol C'mon you gotta find this at least a teensy bit funny

[slashbreath]

That's pretty awesome :3