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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:37:30 GMT -8
What are you talking about ?*puts on sock* Because it feels like it.
Why don't you have a nose?
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Post by hawkpaw on Oct 14, 2006 17:37:31 GMT -8
Because Its youre blind.
Why do cats pur?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:38:18 GMT -8
Because they can't scream in agony.
Why do horses have hooves?
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Post by Mint×whis×ker on Oct 14, 2006 17:38:45 GMT -8
Because they are jealous of dogs.
Why do movies smell bad?
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Post by hawkpaw on Oct 14, 2006 17:40:29 GMT -8
Because they have Dr. P and cocoa cola there.
Why... is the dirt brown?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:40:43 GMT -8
Because it is made of cheese.
Why do lemons taste sour?
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Post by hawkpaw on Oct 14, 2006 17:42:46 GMT -8
Because they are yellow.
Why are tennise shoes called what they are called?
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Post by Mint×whis×ker on Oct 14, 2006 17:43:13 GMT -8
Because you wear them for ballet.
Why was I never good at ballet?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:43:20 GMT -8
Because you aren't creative.
What is the opposite of eleven?
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Post by Mint×whis×ker on Oct 14, 2006 17:44:16 GMT -8
Blue, of course.
What is blue?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:45:45 GMT -8
The reason frogs have warts.
Why do giraffes have long necks?
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Post by Brāmblēthōrn on Oct 14, 2006 17:49:48 GMT -8
The better to eat you with.
Why is the sky blue?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 14, 2006 17:51:24 GMT -8
Because I already answered this question.
Why are red apples red?
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Post by Mint×whis×ker on Oct 14, 2006 17:52:21 GMT -8
Because the square root of G is flan.
What is flan made from?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 15, 2006 11:22:23 GMT -8
Elephant snot.
Why is there a fly in my soup?
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Post by Mama Spirit on Oct 15, 2006 11:26:04 GMT -8
it makes it taste better
What is true love?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Oct 15, 2006 12:46:51 GMT -8
The opposite of true hate,
What is going to happen tomorrow?
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Post by darkheart on Oct 15, 2006 17:18:01 GMT -8
I'm going to wear my sexy gray and blue converse.
Why is the ocean blue?
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Post by Mama Spirit on Oct 16, 2006 7:34:35 GMT -8
Because it taste like blueberries.
Why are we all crazy?
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Post by darkheart on Oct 16, 2006 10:32:33 GMT -8
Because we were born that way.
I told you I would wear my sexy blue and gray converse, why?
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