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Post by cloverpaw on May 22, 2007 15:47:50 GMT -8
Because this little kid. . .in a galaxy far, far, away. . . thought it looked cool and tolded them to use it!!
Why is people's hair colors different??
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Post by titan on May 22, 2007 17:06:36 GMT -8
Because it makes you look different and people didn't like their hair!
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How do babies know how to walk when they are born?
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Post by Drizzlespirit~~Do NOT delete! on May 22, 2007 18:20:53 GMT -8
Because the magical unicorm of all things disasterous said 'Rumpelstiltskin!'...DUH!
Why do fish have no toes?[/font]
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Post by staryeyes on May 23, 2007 8:22:49 GMT -8
Because Chuck Norris said so.
Why do we exist?
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Post by titan on Jun 1, 2007 12:17:19 GMT -8
Becuase Ashlee Simpson needed someone to be weird with
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Why are butts round?
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Post by *\\~Brookflow~//* on Jun 2, 2007 12:57:22 GMT -8
Because the ancient pyramids of Giza are crumbling down...
Why can't tomatoes bounce?[/size]
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Post by sleetclaw on Jun 3, 2007 17:40:16 GMT -8
Cause Einstein said they couldnt!
What did my parents mean when they said i was responsible?
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Post by |:{Rainita}:| on Jun 11, 2007 11:48:33 GMT -8
The oxidation rate of the SEEK room ceiling is too high...
Why do bananas wear pajamas?[/size]
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Post by titan on Jun 13, 2007 16:58:21 GMT -8
Their high leader, Banana Phone, said so becuz he saw them on people who used him and he thoughts they were hip!
Why does the sky turn green before a bad storm?
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Post by ice on Jun 13, 2007 17:41:27 GMT -8
[shadow=red,left,300]Because Paris Hilton doesn't like the color green!
Why do the street lights turn on at night but turn off in the daytime?[/shadow]
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Post by |:{Rainita}:| on Jun 13, 2007 18:16:01 GMT -8
Because the termites supreme leaders have a scheme to legalize ding dong ditching...
Why can't we turn into broccoli?
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Post by wolfwind on Jun 13, 2007 19:10:50 GMT -8
because then people would have to smite dragonpops!
what are dragonpops?
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Post by §ïlvêr.†åïl on Jun 13, 2007 19:13:15 GMT -8
Because the Almight Golden Cat award in Rainys Profile says so.
Why are there differnent kinds of carpets.?
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Post by |:{Rainita}:| on Jun 13, 2007 19:24:05 GMT -8
Because if there was only one kind, the ants would memorize the patterns and the next thing you know we'd all be captured by verocious ants with crooked kidneys!
Why are pea pods so...poddy?[/size]
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Post by wolfwind on Jun 13, 2007 19:26:41 GMT -8
because the ants with crooked kidneys dont like singular carpet patterns!
why did the golden cat award say so?
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Post by |:{Rainita}:| on Jun 13, 2007 19:38:34 GMT -8
Because, obviously, the Golden Cat controls the minds of all that look at it...Duh...
Why can't the clouds stop floating and take a nap?[/size]
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Post by wolfwind on Jun 13, 2007 19:45:41 GMT -8
because the golden cat decided that the clouds were to lasy to stop!
why is my cat suddenly falling off falls?
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Post by deerflower on Jun 14, 2007 21:32:53 GMT -8
Because the little gremlins perched upon my ear told me to eat grass.
Why does meh nose itch?
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Post by leaf on Jun 17, 2007 18:44:17 GMT -8
Because the huge monkey of my pinky finger said that I should got eat a thousand coookie and ate a thousand cookies and then I blew up!
Why does santa leave toys and not pepsi?
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Post by fernpaw on Jun 18, 2007 7:53:07 GMT -8
Beacause the little kitty on the farn m uncle owns is toofar away from me so i went over to get all the littlen kittehs!
Why am i so simple minded?
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