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Post by dragonkit on Oct 20, 2007 17:49:43 GMT -8
Granted but a million fleas nominate your new cat as their new new permanent residence and there's no escape! You're forced to tie you cat up in a bag and toss her in the river! But she returns! With her return, she is covered in ugly balding patches! Two legs have been mysteriously removed! Her ears are on backwards! And she insists on yowling at the top of her broken lungs all night long! And she doesn't die! Ever!
I wish I had straight hair... [/center] |
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 9:39:26 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can't fix it anyway except straight and it has to be down.
I wish I could ride my horse every day.
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Post by bellpaw on Oct 21, 2007 11:21:22 GMT -8
Granted but your horse is fake. (like the one its a costume and you stick your legs through the bottom to move)
I wish i had brown hair.
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 11:35:10 GMT -8
Granted, but it isn't the shade you wanted, and it is so dark that it looks black.
I wish that I could go see my nana soon.
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Post by mossclaw on Oct 21, 2007 15:56:12 GMT -8
Granted, but it's at someone's (not hers) funeral
I wish I knew more about book three in the Inheritance
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 16:07:19 GMT -8
Granted, but then you don't get to read the book. (I love that book too)
I wish I was back in Texas.
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Post by mossclaw on Oct 21, 2007 16:14:07 GMT -8
Granted, but people think you're Sandy the Squirrel. (From spongebob)
I wish I never procrastinated.
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 16:41:52 GMT -8
Granted, but you never agreed with anything either, and your friends went away.
I wish my cats didn't have fleas anymore.
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Post by dragonkit on Oct 21, 2007 16:51:50 GMT -8
Granted but then your cats all die because the fleas were what was supporting their existence. And since you were the one that wished their life support away, their ghosts come back and haunt you. And in your fright of haunted-ness, you sell your house to your cats' zombies (who were also there to haunt you). And now that you've sold your house to walking corpses, you have no where to live and your cats' ghosts are still haunting you...
I wish I knew how to fly... [/center] |
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 17:28:13 GMT -8
Granted, but now you can't land, and are always floating.
I wish that my I could do all of my homework in one minute.
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Post by mossclaw on Oct 21, 2007 17:33:14 GMT -8
granted, but every chore takes five hours
I wish I had more books
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Post by moonshine on Oct 21, 2007 18:42:02 GMT -8
Granted, but now you don't have any time to read them.
I wish these bug bites would stop itching.
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Post by |:{Rainita}:| on Oct 22, 2007 13:08:54 GMT -8
Granted but the only way to make them stop itching is for someone to crop off all your hair. So you like walk around totally bald for a while and you're totally embarrassed everywhere you go. And you find out that you must be permanently bald. And due to your everlasting bald-ness, you get super extra cold in the winter because your head has no insulation. And because you're so cold all the time, you get incurably sick one below zero day. And since you're now incurably sick, you can't do anything for the terrible coughing and sneezing and throwing up and shivering and shaking and headache-ing and dizziness-ing.
I wish that spiders and other such pests were no more... [/center] |
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Post by stream on Oct 22, 2007 13:15:55 GMT -8
Granted but know there is a new species of animal that is a mix of all the pests in one.
I wish that fairyteles were real xD
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Post by moonshine on Oct 22, 2007 14:57:17 GMT -8
Granted, but now everyone except you lives in a fairytale, and your life becomes increasingly worse. Because your life is becoming worse instead of better, you start to rip out you hair and now you are bald. Your friends make fun of you and you go insane. Eventually they have to put you in the insane asylum.
I wish that I was more creative.
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Post by shadowdance on Oct 23, 2007 7:34:18 GMT -8
Wish granted! But following a series of unfortunate events, you are stricken dumb, blind -and- , leaving you in a darkened world and trapped with creativity you cannot express.
I wish my foot would stop hurting. [/center] |
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Post by blueflower on Oct 23, 2007 8:56:41 GMT -8
Granted, but now the pain has traveled up your body and into your brain causing you to have a major headache. Because of this headache you are bedridden, and cannot move your head because the slightest movement causes extreame pain and suffering.
I wish my oboe reeds would play right.
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Post by ivory on Nov 6, 2007 15:04:09 GMT -8
Granted but you play the oboe horribly so you can't even tell that it is fixed.
I wish that I had the power to dominate the world. Lol x] |
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Post by onyx on Nov 8, 2007 14:31:46 GMT -8
With granted. Your hair falls out and your a horible leader so they all kill you with pitch forks. I wish I have a photoshop  |
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Post by windgale on Nov 25, 2007 18:12:11 GMT -8
Granted... but it breaks down and all your pictures come out with Barney on them.
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